this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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