no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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