butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I bet he comes in French.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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