Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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