So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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