Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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