She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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