Jerry, you need to find god
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i believe in u and ur pee
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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