the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
