she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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