Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You did what with his pubic hair?
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