he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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