omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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