he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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