I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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Have fun and good luck.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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