is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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