FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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