i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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