chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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