i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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