Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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