When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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