beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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