Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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