why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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