entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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