love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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