I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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