basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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