Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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