i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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