What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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