Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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