So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I had to cum in my sink.
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