My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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