My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
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i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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