my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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