It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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