So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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