I need help removing her.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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