I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's just like the Real World with babies
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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