**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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