So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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