Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's Friday. Sex?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Randomize
