i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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