Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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