You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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