kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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