Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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