i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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