I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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