Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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