woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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