My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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