I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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