: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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