dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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