i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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