Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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