Porn is love you can see.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
